My E-diary

Well…as you all know from Genieve’s and my blogs…It’s very "hot" here…Everyday getting out of bed is a challenge bcos the bed always feel like a toaster in the morning. Let me share a few tips with you, darlings…

1. Walking in the cold…don’t walk…run like an anjing gila is chasing you, and if u’re unfit enough, u’ll start to sweat and feel warm..

2. Everytime the wind blows, hide behind every car u see, but make sure the car isn’t reversing first..

3. In every restuarant, don’t ask for cold drinks(sometimes it’s a habit) ask for hot tea…when the tea comes, immediately wrap ur hands on the teapot. Ignore the painful sensation first, bcos as we all learn in Physics….Keseimbangan terma (Equilibrium)

4. Order anything that comes with soup, bcos the steam that come up form the soup not only gives u a facial treatment, keeps ur cheeks thawed so u are able to smile..

5. Whenever u cross the road, look out for buses. If u see one, wait for it to pass u b4 crossing, bcos the exzos smoke is very warm (just cover ur nose, but it really doesn’t matter cos ur nose will be too frozen to smell anything)

6. Everytime u see a big guy, walk behind him (he won’t stink as much as the fatsos in Malaysia) bcos he can be ur wind shield…but don’t follow him till u’ll be accused for stalking

7. Every jacket u wear, tie up the opening of the sleeves with rubber band(though it might be tight, here don’t have "rafia" string) bcos then no air can get in(nor can it get out) Though u might feel silly…think tat u’re warmer than any of those idiots who are pointing and laughing at you.

8.If you are waiting for a car, and there are many cars waiting for ppl too…Just feel free and jump into any car u like…Then make an excuse tat u thought the car was a taxi…The jumping in and out of cars will make u warm

9. Everytime u wear on a jacket, pray(to whoever u like) that the material will suddenly adapt to the weather and a tat u won’t die immediately after stepping out of the house bcos of the cold.

10.Don’t shave forever, bcos as we learn in Bio, fur traps heat…

That’s all for now…I got no more time to wirte more…Have to go to class adi…Follow these tips anywhere where is cold and I ensure u’ll still think u’re in Malaysia…But pls don’t say u’re "orang Malaysia" if you get caught…Take care, darlings…

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